Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Randomize
