I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Randomize
