Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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