Whoa Z and x make the same sound
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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