You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she looked like the before picture.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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