my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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