Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Randomize
