That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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