everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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