Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Green mimosas i think yes
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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