What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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