Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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