Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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