i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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