I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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