playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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