Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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