It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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