Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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