belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My first STD was from a foam party
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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