you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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