he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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