How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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