What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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