stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
