After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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