My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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