your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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