Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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