Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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