O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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