Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
