omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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