DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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