It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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