Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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