JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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