Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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I want her autograph on my taint
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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