If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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