i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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