Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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