i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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