I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Ladies don't puke and tell
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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