I will die if light touches me.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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