her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Congratulations! We have a period
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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