She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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