I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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