Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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