dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
dude. I can hear the air.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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