Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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