I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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