There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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