Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Randomize
