I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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