i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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