do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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